Do you ever have those weeks where there’s a lot of things annoying you? Pissing you off? Making you get about silently grind your teeth, muttering about biatches, groaning about lazy bastards - generally feeling snarly? Of course you’re not a whinger; I am not a whinger either. Whingers are always other people. Right? Right.
Anyway, in the interests of letting you all get things off your chests, and reducing your stress levels I have decided to perform a public service, and invite you to spill your guts all over my blog. Don’t worry, I’ll clean it up later. And no doubt whinge about it.
So c’mon peoples, let it out.
Tell the world. Share the pain. Abuse innocent people. Yell at children. Poke fun at old people. Whatever.
Just one condition, start your comment with the following words: I’m not a whinger, but <insert whine complaint here>
I’ll start with the classic, I’m not a whinger but…. I hate it when you’re driving along a road, there’s no one behind you, and then you see ‘em. The idiot wanting to turn right into the road you are on. And of COURSE they pull out in front of you and cut you off, when there was NO ONE behind you! WTF is WITH that? Bastards! Wait your turn FFS! Er… OK then.
Over to you guys - I need a drink…
(inspired by Will & Lehmo)
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I am not a whinger but I hate people on mass. One on one is fine, group of people. Hateage. Of biblical proportions.
Everyone else is an arsehat. But me. I am fabulous…
By Kelley on 05.08.08 2:40 pm | Permalink
So I’m not a whinger either but today I am really hating those stupid telemarkety people who ring me (three times this afternoon) and pretend they’re in Sydney and want to sell me some holiday deal in New Zealand. No, fakely friendly telemarketer person, I DON’T WANT YOUR HOLIDAY DEAL. I haven’t had a holiday for ages even though I’m completely knackered and when I do have one it WON’T BE IN NEW ZEALAND.
Thanks for the chance to vent.
I feel whole again.
By OvaGirl on 05.08.08 3:22 pm | Permalink
I am not a whinger but but but..I have a teenage son. and that is enough said.
hehehehe
cheers kim
By frogpondsrock on 05.08.08 6:21 pm | Permalink
I’m not a whinger…hang on, yes I am!
I hate it when doctors think they are too good for the commoner and don’t bother to ring you back to answer your questions. They suck, the whole medical profession sucks!
By tiff on 05.08.08 9:07 pm | Permalink
Kelley: God yes! I hate groups too. Odd you do though, I thought you’d be used to them following you around basking in your awesomeness
Ovagirl: I am nasty to them. They don’t take the hint - bastards.
Frogpondsrock: I have TWO teenage sons so I win, ner ner
Tiff: Not only do they suck, but this one at the clinic near us? He smells too. Seriously. Stinks.
By Suze on 05.08.08 10:44 pm | Permalink
I’m not a whinger, and really am not a copy cat (Kim it really was my first thought too -so I’m m going with it)but I have a feral teenage son and he eats all my chocolate too … and he has friends who ring and wake my toddlers … grrrr
This would make a great meme LOL
Thanks for visiting me.
By Trish on 05.10.08 6:26 pm | Permalink
I’m not a whinger but … what is with the people in shops that stop to have a chat right at the top of the escalator?? Do they not see that people have to get around them to use the escalator … grrr
P.S. welcome back to blogging
P.P.S. I listen to Wil and Lehmo too, and love this segment
By Fleat on 05.11.08 2:17 pm | Permalink
Trish: Teenage sons are food fiends. Mine eat anything that isn’t tied down or locked away. They never stop.
Fleat: Yayyy!! You made it here! I think you should push the escalator people back down the escalators. Very therapeutic
By Suze on 05.12.08 9:27 am | Permalink
Well, I’m not a whinger (except for every second post on my blog), but I get pissed off by people who speed past me all the time and don’t get caught. In fact I think I hate the police for not being there to pull over all the speeder and stupid, inconsiderate drivers out there.
When I am speeding, I hate all the slowpokes who sit in the right fxxxing lane, doing the same speed as the traffic in the left lane, in fact, when I speed, I wonder why on earth those slow people even bother getting out of bed.
By Tex on 05.13.08 9:32 pm | Permalink
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